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War vs. Peace?

There is one collective thought that agrees with Jan Pettman: "The opposite
of war may not be peace, but justice."  (Jan Pettman (1996). Worlding Women: A Feminist International Politics. Routledge)

There is another collective thought that believes the opposite of war is
indeed peace.

The opposite of justice is injustice so it cannot be the opposite of war.

The opposite of war cannot be peace either since even the most recent period of international 'cold war' was actually a sort of global peace but one
fraught with despair and concern and mistrust and fear.

The opposite of peace is not war. The opposite of peace would be a lack of
peace, which does not require war to be lacking thereof.

The opposite of war is likewise the lack of war. Wars are fought and won and fought and lost but no war has ever been won by peace. No war has ever been stopped by peace. A war can only be stopped by the lack of war. Whether peace comes from that is determined by the opposite of peace.

Terror.

Peace is defined as: a state of tranquility or quiet: or: a state or period
of mutual concord between governments. To be 'at peace' is defined as  "in a
state of concord or tranquility".

War is defined as: a state of usually open and declared armed hostile
conflict between states or nations: or: a period of such armed conflict. It
cannot be reversed in opposite and become peace.

Terror is defined as: a state of intense fear.

Fear is not tranquil and the state of being in fear is normally not quiet.
There is no concord between differing viewpoints there is only discord.

The United States of America was just about the only country on the planet
prior to the attacks of September 2001 that was internally content with
believing it was at peace. The U.S.A. was not alone in that feeling but
everything changed on the 11th of September 2001.

The United States was faced with terror. For the first time in a very long
time the people of the United States viewed terror as those two towers and
some included the Pentagon in their thoughts and the airplane of heroes as
well. Others focused on New York. New York is not home to most Americans.

Far from home for the Hollywood near elite. And definitely a long way away
from the French.

Since then, those who are determined to stop a war have believed war to be
the opposite of peace and they so indeed want peace.

We all do. And we all hate war.

Luckily, most of us (Americans) know the difference and even though we hate
war we hate death more.

Death means here. Death means personally stopping what you were doing to no longer do it. Death is what hit this country.

To stop our death we will indeed pursue those who covet terror; those who
wish terror on us and those who support terrorists and those who support
those who support terrorists.

Those supporters of supporters of terrorists are the ones who need to
rethink their motives.

Ours is plain and simple.

Survival.

War is a tool that can result in peace by first creating the state of being
'at peace'. After that it is up to the leaders of the nations to bring
peace, a state of mind, a state of condition without conflict and
"a state of tranquility or quiet".

There is no such thing right now as "a state of tranquility or quiet"
anywhere in the world.

Do you feel tranquil and quiet? Have you felt tranquil and quiet?

War is not the opposite of peace, it is the horrible thing used to either
destroy peace or make it exist at all.

The United States of America does not destroy peace.

The road to any just victory is paved with individual battles that may seem
disconnected to the uninformed.
 


Why Do We Have To Prove It?

Many months ago The President presented part of the plan for the war on
terror that included taking up old business first.

Many hints at connections to terror have been presented but nothing
concrete. Concrete only exists in foundations.

Intelligence gathering is a business of interpreting available data. It is
not a business of appeasing stupid people.

The topic then was fulfilling the already existing mandates handed down by
the United Nations.

We are a nation of variety. Unlike other nations where the culture is an
evolutionary result of like kind staying with like kind The United States of
America is a blend of cultures and kinds.

From the initial statement of determination to rid the world (and therefore
the threat to us) of terror, old business became new opportunity.

After much debate the first act was to seek approval from congress.

That approval was granted.

Then the debate continued that since the old business was United Nations
business the United Nations should lend a hand and enforce its 12 years of
repeated useless resolutions.

So resolution 1441 was passed unanimously by the Security Council.

Then the topic changed.

Since that change countries who have other interests and goals have managed
to make the courtesy extended to the United Nations a tool by which to gain
individual power and while doing so cut the only super power on the planet
down to size.

In that fray the topic was changed from fulfilling existing useless mandates
and resolutions to creating a new resolution which resulted in inspectors
becoming investigators.

Inspections work when those being inspected cooperate. But regardless of how much small degree of 'cooperation' has been shown by Iraq nothing has come close to the full and complete disarmament required by 12 years of useless UN resolutions.

Then we began to prove what the world has observed from us for many years.

We are a collective stupid people.

Hollywood's big names arose from the ashes of their totally concocted view
of reality to speak out against war. And well they should. War is a horrible
thing. But war is not the point.

War is a tool.

War would not be necessary if 12 years of useless resolutions would have
been enforced by the body responsible for passing them.

War would not be necessary if Saddam Hussein simply did what the world told him to do.

Peace is the desire of everyone except those desirous of killing innocent
people to rid the world of those who disagree with their religious beliefs.

Actors, who by the very nature of their jobs are required day in and day out
to live a life that is not real, project a lie in hopes it will be a believable performance and rake in the dollars to act like they are being what they are paid to be: wind up attempting to use their intellect to jump back into reality but fail to let go of their illusions.

Sure, there are some among us who are not stupid.

And each of us will declare the other's position to be stupid.

In actuality our internal squabbling over changed topics only displays
loudly to the rest of the world that we are not united.

We are split along political lines. We are split along religious lines. We
are split along gender lines. We are split along racial lines. We are split
along any line any opportunist sees available.

We are so split that a member of congress could find it within his seditious
heart to discuss impeachment of a President who is acting within the
requirements afforded to him by a bill passed by both houses of congress
which only disagreed with that politician's political agenda yet his
political agenda cares not for majority votes.

Splits and disunity will bring down even the strongest nation.

Political gain is more important to House Judiciary ranking member John
Conyers (D-Mich.) than logic is.

According to The Drudge Report (often accurate) Representative Conyers has held a meeting with lawyers to discuss the removal of The President during a time of war through impeachment for acting on a mandate awarded by congress.

Of course, no war has been declared by congress since no request has been
made to do so. It has not been necessary for decades. But it should.

Without a declaration of war seditionists like Representative Conyers can do
what ever they want no matter how it will be received in other parts of the
world and not be held accountable for their personal stupidity.

With a declaration of war Representative Conyers can be treated like he
deserves: American 'human shields' likewise.

For Conyers a joint agreement passed by congress is not relevant.

For Conyers a joint agreement passed by the Security Council is not
relevant.

Only his political goals are relevant.

Which only makes Representative Conyers disgusting.

So why do we have to continuously prove how stupid we really are?

Because our form of indirect democracy is despised by those who desire
direct democracy and the power it would give them at obviously any price.

Indirect democracy elects leaders who lead in a republic.

Direct democracy elects lifers who carry out the will of the 'people'.

The will of the 'people' is in direct proportion to the amount of lies they
permit themselves to believe by the loudest and most inflammatory voice.

A direct democracy can only result in a kingdom.

The loudest voice will rule.

We hear country after county say inspections work. We are too stupid to seek their perspective.

Inspections work for France because their oil remains cheap as long as
inspections continue. Yet the US is accused of a war for oil.

Inspections work for Germany because their sales of illegal parts to Iraq
remain hidden.

Inspections work for China because they humiliate the United States.

Inspections work for Russia because they make The United States less
powerful in a time when Russia is no longer powerfully equal.

Inspections work for the rest because they mean concessions from the

United States when stopping them is necessary.

Inspections work for actors because as long as inspectors are on the ground
in Iraq there is no active open military confrontation.

NONE OF WHICH HAS ANYTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RESOLUTION 1441 OR THE OTHER RESOLUTIONS PASSED OVER 12 YEARS.

Truly, inspections work only for Saddam Hussein's regime and the individual
agendas of countries and seditious American politicians.

The rest of the world knows how stupid we look.

Representative Conyers is just the poster child.

I trust the majority of our people are intelligent enough to weather the
idiocy and remember the culprits when elections do return.

France sees opportunity and is taking its place as the defacto leader of the
free world only if they can knock the U.S. off the podium.

Conyers and his mental midget friends see opportunity over country.

The world knows it.

Why do we have to prove, we do not?
 


WHY IS THE WORLD AGAINST US? 

We are their primary economic rival. If they can stop us from doing anything, anything at all they will have a victory over a competitor. 

What the world does not realize is the American way of doing things. 

Whereas every country today suffering under any terrorism of any sort has placated terrorists by permitting them to strike the second time, America has drawn the line after the first. 

Everything has changed in the way America addresses its geographic neighbors. But more importantly America responds to attack. We respond with a vengeance so far past the realization of the nations that mock our resolve that even those who call us liars and those who snicker at our pain will have no other feeling but fear from us when they realize that when the President said you are either with us or against us he meant it. 

The American mystique is made up of an attitude that results in glorifying our differences while creating a single nation of varied beliefs, varied cultures and singular strength. 

Americans are made up many peoples. We are not singular in our thinking our tasks or our focus on priorities. We are though, intense when we do focus especially when we are defending ourselves. 

Defending ourselves is perceived by others to be arrogance and pride and might. And they are right. All three together with patriotism has never permitted a serious threat to our way of life or our country and it never shall. 

Always mindful of those who do not contemplate what they repeat: America as a nation is strong beyond the belief of our fellow countries. America is the one country on this planet everyone loves to hate because they cannot be as free or as easy or as soft in life as America appears to them to be. America is also the one country that all others will turn to when in need of immediate threat to their very existence. 

America so seldomly is attacked because every attack is considered by America to be the last permitted. Whatever it takes. 

FoxNews asks the question: What Price Liberty? ...  

“Give me liberty or give me death!” still applies because if it ever does not apply there surely will be death. 

The world is against anything perceived to be past or beyond or not in keeping with their own individual culture's morals, laws and rules. America is the melting pot where many cultures join to create one merged culture. That merged culture presents a disjointed and combative image to a world only able to comprehend one topic at a time. That image is only the parts. 

The great whole, which IS America shall not be defeated, shall not be intimidated and shall never relent in remaining free with liberty and justice for every citizen and for every person within her borders. 

In many cases liberal politicians get caught up in the differences and court each sub-culture of America with attention intended to garner votes and play up to the minority status’ desire to be heard and listened to. It is the exact same process used by bigoted past leaders who played up to the weakness of ignorance.   

It is what causes foreign nations to believe a tyrant will discuss anything but the victim’s demise. 

It is what causes optimists to accept discussion when negotiation is prohibited. There is no difference. 

It is not what will cause America to triumph over evil directed at it or its friends.

American arrogance and pride and might will remain focused until victory over the fathers of fear bring closure to moment of loss. 

America is a beacon of light in an otherwise darkly covered world. 

A beacon of light is detested most when it illuminates one's own faults by its sheer existence.

 

HOW ANIMALS THINK

We humans are rather predictable.  

All it takes is to identify what two things make up whatever it was we care to investigate.  

Even electromagnetic wave transmissions (radio) are triangulated. 

So are political parties.  

The Democrats and Republicans are names given to the collection of two “essentially agreeing but not cooperating on how” subgroups of each. 

Democrats are made up of Demurecrats, those caring, loving, and compassionate and worthy Servants of the people who create incentive as gifts of love and offer hope and potential for life all-American and the Devilcrats who are not caring at all but look it, are not loving at all but look it, are not compassionate at all but look it and are totally unworthy servants of themselves who create gifts for themselves through incentives handed out to look like hope and full of the promise of life all-American.  

The Republicans are made up of the Demolicans who are really closeted Demurecrats.

But just like the Demurecrats the Demolicans tend to gravitate to the easy on the brain consideration and let public opinion turn their heads from logic because it can be justified, as it will lead to re-election no doubt. What separates the Demurecrats from the Demolicans is the position of consideration for life. The left of the line of total neutrality

The Demurecrats see life from a rather visual perspective, which accounts for their ease in attracting female members. The Demolicans see life from a more aural perspective which leads to more male membership and more analytical and therefore less emotionally attractive rhetoric. 

Then there are the rest.  

The rest are, by default Restublicans. 

The Restublicans believe the way people should live is up to them, the way people should act is up to them and the things people should or should not do are up them, or they fall in the crack as part of the country’s true sub-intellectuals. 

Passing over the sub-intellectuals, which are not the majority, the non sub-intellectuals are by their environment, which has nutured nature’s potential using more of the intellect they have been given by parental evolution, part of the modern day country we live in. The environment of most of the population of this country is better than the typical same situation in Europe and elsewhere.  

Our standard of living has created a people worthy of the potential they have been given and those who choose to use that potential wind up making the jump to Demolican to Demeurcrat very quickly in life. Their environment often determines which way they choose. What they allow to be believed in young life is a major controlling factor in the direction they take. 

Sadly, the majority of the world’s homo-sapien population is less evolved and more dependent on long term memory for day to day decisions. They are no less intelligent as the amount of intelligence one gets is one of the two things that sets us apart from the branches of our evolutionary tree. The other is a short circuit making us self-aware among other things. 

The degree to which a homo-sapien species evolves has a great deal to do with how much intellect is applied to overcome tradition. Tradition holds a people in place no matter how nice and warm it may be. 

Those vast peoples across this planet therefore wind up doing things that are simply amazing to a more contemplative society.  

According to the [world report thing] Americans believe by 59% that nuclear is the biggest danger to the world followed at 52% by religious and racial hatred.

Country            Religious & Racial Hatred         Nuclear Danger

America           52                                            59

Canada            55                                            33

Great Briton     69                                            40

France              59                                            29

Italy                  47                                            48

Germany           61                                            41

South Korea   28                                              30 (although this is likely
different now)

Mexico             20                                            51

Russia               41                                            38

Japan                38                                            68

 

Just this list shows the older societies more in trouble with religious and racial hatred as they cope with evolving to a more deeper understanding of individual people and their own rights.

Animals don’t think that way at all.

Animals are more like the very few Restublicans who use very little of their power of conscious thinking and self-awareness but less.

Animals do not have the luxury of perspective. Animals are degrees of good and bad in everything they do. Everything.  

Where we might declare we would really love to have one of those chocolate cupcakes and drool over the thought of its smooth and silky body and moist deep chocolate icing our little friend the family dog can only recognize the smell as a degree of good and the sight as a degree of good. Good might entail extra tail but it is still a degree of good. 

Being simply ‘other-aware’ the over-grown puppy is not aware of the manner in which we treat her like another child she only knows it to be a great degree of good. Our power of self-aware perspective interprets the body actions, sounds and especially the facial and

Eye expressions as being emotional reasoning until we realize that our subconscious process is also emotional and if we do not care to use the other one, that short term shorted out loop of self-aware memory trickling down the long term tube then we are only different from animals by the ability to say “I”.  

If we let subconscious processing rule our lives we will have a ruler we have already suffered through over and over again. 

Tyrants and con-men alike keep control through the support of this subconscious process so playing up to its weaknesses and fulfilling its desires. 

Animals simply know something is or is not, not what something is. “Good.” Will suffice for our baby since her default condition is good. We have experienced the other default condition before and know how to steer clear of that herd. 

That, that, see that, that. Good. That GOOD. THAT GOOD. THAT GOOD! THAT GOO… 

Until the wagging and the panting and the shuffling of claws on the door finally reaches the point where my highly developed self-awareness blurts out “she really must want to come in”.  

She really knows that door when opened is good.  

Talk dog sometime to yourself. Do it all day long. Don’t use “I” or “me” or even possessives at all. Simply ‘that’ for every target of attention and targets of attention must be addressed unless they have been addressed before. The more addressed the less addressing is required for it to evolve into the background. Take a day and walk the house only responding to noises you hear or movement you feel or things you see that jump out of the background because they are different by some degree.  

If you are a cat person and care to take on the feline it all still applies. You only have to change your perspective from the aural of dogs to the visual of cats.  Take a day and walk the house only responding to things you see or things you have seen. The more you see something the less you react to it. The older you get the more it takes to be reacted to. 

Trust you’ll spend most of the day avoiding such controlling environment and sleep on the couch or perhaps curled up under the bed or finding a nice sunny windowsill to sleep off the aggravation of it all. prrrrrrrrr 

And regardless of your intellect you can still become a card carrying Restublican who looks for clarification from people judged before to be worthy of following. 

Or you can become a card carrying Demeurcrat who looks for clarification from people judged to be worthy of following. 

Rare indeed are the leader Demurecrats who care and think and help and help and lead instead of watch over and push for better things. We have seen a few reach high offices. 

Also rare are the leader Restublicans who care and think and help and prod and lead instead of watch over and pull instead of push. We have seen a few of those as well. 

Leaders come from those camps because they stick out, as passionate believers in causes while the ‘leaders’ of the Devilcrats tend to lure and scare instead of pull push or lead. 

Demolicans don’t lead at all. They are content with being in the middle of the fray while maintaining their beliefs. Passion comes from extreme degrees of good or bad. 

Animals collect many different senses and observational memories that combine to realize a whole of good or bad which we might refer to as love or dangerous through their environmental nurturing of nature’s potential. 

They are so sweet and remind us of love and caring and soft and cuddly and they should be treated with love and caring and soft and cuddly affection because animals teach us what we could have been had yearly humans not stayed the course and thought their way to the top of the evolving evolutionary tree.

 

A Letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush on the Eve of War With analysis by Lee Kent Hempfling 

George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC  

Dear Governor Bush:  

ANALYSIS: Michael Moore begins by insulting the position of The

President of The United States. He thought he was clever in referring

to the person in such a forgetful manner but in fact any letter

written to the person holding the office of President Of The

United States addressed to the President's House is a letter to

the position of President of The United States. So we have already

deduced that either Michael Moore has no intellect at all or is

choosing either to not use it or is choosing to be disrespectful to the

highest office in the land. But you are to believe that his method

of salutation is clever and if you follow his directions and

continue reading you will only be convinced you are right. Or you

would not be reading it at all. Unless you intended to expose it

for the lie it is. 

So today is what you call "the moment of truth," the day

that "France and the rest of world have to show their cards on the

table." I'm glad to hear that this day has finally arrived. Because,

I gotta tell ya, having survived 440 days of your lying and

conniving, I wasn't sure if I could take much more. So I'm glad to

hear that today is Truth Day, 'cause I got a few truths I would like

to share with you:  

ANALYSIS: We already are aware of Michael Moore's disrespectful attempt

at ad hominem attack on the individual occupying the office of President

of The United States. His motive is not quite as hidden as he had wished.

In the attempt to be clever Michael Moore became sloppy. "France and the

rest of world have to show their cards on the table." Leaves out a

preposition giving the collection of people known as 'the world' a respect

the people deserve but Michael Moore disrespects the people by

referring to them as "world". Either that or he is speaking of

the rock and dirt and occasional weather condition. I tend to believe

it is the latter as his use of the hill contraction "I got" after the

contraction 'cause indicate a low utilization of mental faculties. For

the liberals reading this that means he's stupid. 

1. There is virtually NO ONE in America (talk radio nutters and Fox

News aside) who is gung-ho to go to war. Trust me on this one. Walk

out of the White House and on to any street in America and try to

find five people who are PASSIONATE about wanting to kill Iraqis.

YOU WON'T FIND THEM! Why? 'Cause NO Iraqis have ever come here and

killed any of us! No Iraqi has even threatened to do that. You see,

this is how we average Americans think: If a certain so-and-so is

not perceived as a threat to our lives, then, believe it or not, we

don't want to kill him! Funny how that works!

 

ANALYSIS: Over-reaching generalities make wonderful fodder for fools

do they not? "virtually NO ONE in America" leaves out no person. Unless

those persons happen to work at the talk radio microphone or the

Fox News camera. Both happen to be rather different and Michael Moore

is well aware of that but does not want you to know it. Talk radio is

all about inciting riot. Positions are required: deeply passionate

emotional positions are required in order to garner the listeners needed

to justify the existence of the radio program and station. Fox News

is simply passionate about country. Something Michael Moore would

undoubtedly be comfortable with only if he was in the ruling class. Oh yes,

those all inclusive NO ONE's in America: Never mind. If you don't get this

part stop now. Michael Moore lumps the logic and staying out of conflict

(ie: not going to war) with the mentality he can understand: "five people

who are PASSIONATE about wanting to kill Iraqis." If five people were found

together that agreed it would have to be a chow line in prison and they

would only agree of eating. For five people to be together and agree on

wanting to kill any person regardless of nationality it would have to be

five lunatic murderers. Michael Moore has conveniently forgotten about

Iraq's attempted assassination of a former President of this country

and of the lives lost during the first Gulf War and professes to be the

sole curator of knowledge on both Americans and Iraqis. Fascinating.

I hope the average American does not think like Michael Moore. But

it might be true where Michael Moore isolates himself. Michael Moore

said: "If a certain so-and-so is not perceived as a threat to our lives"

which addresses only one topic. Perception. If foreign policy or even

business decisions were left up to perception everything would fall

apart. But then that would be apparently right up the alley of those

five lunatic murderers and Michael Moore. I choose to believe the

majority of this country are too 'smart' to fall for Michael Moore's

public display of idiocy. After all, this country has grown by those

people too smart to stay under oppression coming here to be free. If they

did not know what the lack of freedom was they would not have come here.

Michael Moore has no clue. But he is only just beginning.

 

2. The majority of Americans -- the ones who never elected you --

are not fooled by your weapons of mass distraction. We know what the

real issues are that affect our daily lives -- and none of them

begin with I or end in Q. Here's what threatens us: two and a half

million jobs lost since you took office, the stock market having

become a cruel joke, no one knowing if their retirement funds are

going to be there, gas now costs almost two dollars -- the list goes

on and on. Bombing Iraq will not make any of this go away. Only you

need to go away for things to improve.

 

ANALYSIS: We are already aware of the lack of the use of available

knowledge being displayed by Michael Moore but the most rudimentary

element of our Republic is the manner in which the framers guaranteed

the impossibility of a kingdom. His inability to recall such a thing

is not unique. It is apparently a prerequisite before acquiring

one's liberal card. The President of this country receives absolutely

NO votes from people casting votes. It is the way we have a leader

that cannot be elected by stupid people. The states elect our President.

Michael Moore doesn't even know what makes this country great. How

could he comment about what could be wrong with it? Well.. he has that

right but it is only continuing to prove his stupidity. Stupidity

is the clinical condition of being unable to reason. Michael Moore

is not reasoning because he is not aware that he can. Since he is not

aware that he can he is also not aware of what 3000 lives means. He

is not aware of what logic means in dealing with people who do not

respect his right to prove his idiocy. He is not aware of fact and

instead ignores it because he is not aware of it. A case in point:

"two and a half million jobs" is nearly the ripple effect of the

airline industry and tourism drops because of an attack on this

country. "the stock market having become a cruel joke". The stock

market has always been a cruel joke. Michael Moore just doesn't like

admitting that any money he many have lost or known to have been lost

was the price one pays for believing in fads and other people's

guesses. "no one knowing if their retirement funds are going to be there"

No one (I hope these aren't the same NO-ONE's from earlier) has known

their retirement would 'be there'. Ever. Anyone who has thought so has

been ’lullabying’ near the yellow brick road. "gas now costs almost two dollars"

Oh my gosh. The lowest price for gasoline of any country among the

larger industrial giants and he feels emotional about it. Well of course

he feels emotional about it. A person who does not reason is nothing

but emotional. "Bombing Iraq will not make any of this go away" He is

absolutely right. Because bombing Iraq has nothing to do with any of it.

"Only you need to go away for things to improve." So it would appear

that Michael Moore has no beef with now. He has the same beef Daschle

The Dud has for tomorrow. If any more republican ideas get put into

action it will only serve to prove they were right and if that happens

the supreme court could change and oh my gosh. Nothing new here. Michael

Moore is just another mouthpiece for the cause of power.

 

3. As Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to lose

a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole world is against

you, Mr. Bush. Count your fellow Americans among them.

 

ANALYSIS: Bill Maher is just as nuts as Michael Moore so it would be

logical that Michael Moore would see fit to use his name as a source

of credibility for his own lack of abilities. I'll put this one in

two quotes: ""how bad do you have to suck to lose a popularity contest

with Saddam Hussein"" because it is Michael Moore quoting Bill Maher

and since I do not have the knowledge of whether it was a correct

quotation it shall be quoted twice. So .... It is a pretty funny joke.

But it is no intellectual statement. If it was it would be asking

instead of inferring. It would be factual instead of manipulating. It

is inferring and manipulating and therefore not worthy of intellectual

pondering. But that didn't stop Michael Moore: He used the quote to

lend credibility to his continuation (and he knew it was rather slim)

as the sole curator of all knowledge. "The whole world" would only be

uttered by a cow. But since they can't talk. Michael Moore volunteered.

There will always be 'fellow Americans' who disagree, hate their country,

hate the form of government it was founded on and worse. But until

recently very few of them would make it public knowledge.

 

4. The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope!

But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out against you! How

bad does it have to get before you realize that you are an army of

one on this war? Of course, this is a war you personally won't have

to fight. Just like when you went AWOL while the poor were shipped

to Vietnam in your place.

 

ANALYSIS: Excuse me. I just got back from virtually puking. Because

the Pope says abortion is wrong and that makes it a SIN (according

to his eminence Michael Moore) then where is Michael Moore's letter

to The President calling for an end to abortion. It isn't there

because those who support liberals support a right to choose. While

those who support 'war' (as defined by Michael Moore) do so because

they are showing they can think. Michael Moore can't have that. It

does not compute. And The Dixie Chicks have done all they can to

back peddle away from the end of their career by attempting to

insult the troops using them as a guise to disguise stupidity. I

managed to miss a draft and joined a police department instead to

serve while George Bush missed a draft and joined a National guard

unit to serve. Michael Moore doesn't know what serving is.

 

5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of South

Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed forces! If you

really want to stand up for America, please send your twin daughters

over to Kuwait right now and let them don their chemical warfare

suits. And let's see every member of Congress with a child of

military age also sacrifice their kids for this war effort. What's

that you say? You don't THINK so? Well, hey, guess what -- we don't

think so either!

 

ANALYSIS: You will notice that Michael Moore has now entered the

required liberal manual's heart of the matter argument. Attack

the person, not the point. The point Michael Moore makes is that he

ran out of a # 5 and made one up based on nothing of importance

but his lack of reaching a high place and his jealousy of anyone

who has. Yes of course, I know Michael Moore makes useless movies

and man on the street morning radio show sidekick humor but it is

no better a job than mine or yours. It isn't what you do that

marks you.

 

6. Finally, we love France. Yes, they have pulled some royal screw-

ups. Yes, some of them can be pretty damn annoying. But have you

forgotten we wouldn't even have this country known as America if it

weren't for the French? That it was their help in the Revolutionary

War that won it for us? That our greatest thinkers and founding

fathers -- Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, etc. -- spent many years

in Paris where they refined the concepts that lead to our

Declaration of Independence and our Constitution? That it was France

who gave us our Statue of Liberty, a Frenchman who built the

Chevrolet, and a pair of French brothers who invented the movies?

And now they are doing what only a good friend can do -- tell you

the truth about yourself, straight, no b.s. Quit pissing on the

French and thank them for getting it right for once. You know, you

really should have traveled more (like once) before you took over.

Your ignorance of the world has not only made you look stupid, it

has painted you into a corner you can't get out of.

 

ANALYSIS: All those words. Those French are indeed wonderful people.

One of my friends and business associates is French and he's such a

great guy. You see Michael Moore doesn't even try to hide it. The issue

is not with The French. It is with the Government of France. Michael

Moore doesn't know the difference. So, if I may ask in passing, how

does he rectify his single out our President scheme?

 

Well, cheer up -- there IS good news. If you do go through with this

war, more than likely it will be over soon because I'm guessing

there aren't a lot of Iraqis willing to lay down their lives to

protect Saddam Hussein. After you "win" the war, you will enjoy a

huge bump in the popularity polls as everyone loves a winner -- and

who doesn't like to see a good ass-whoopin' every now and then

(especially when it 's some third world ass!). So try your best to

ride this victory all the way to next year's election. Of course,

that's still a long ways away, so we'll all get to have a good hardy-

har-har while we watch the economy sink even further down the

toilet!

 

ANALYSIS: The reason there are not a lot of Iraqi soldiers willing

to lay down their lives to protect Saddam Hussein is that they

have to only go to war. They do not have to fight. And they die

either way. Stay home and die by Saddam or go to war and die by

much larger and far more intrusive bombs and soldiers than Iraq

and Michael Moore can imagine. And for those who do stand by

Saddam it will be because they believe they will receive something

personal for doing so. They are just as deceived as Michael Moore

is. With stupid people like Michael Moore Saddam would not have

needed soldiers. During Clinton's reign he only got wrist slapped

and the hijackers entered the country and the flight training

went unnoticed and the false passports passed by and the leader

of Iraq sat and watched it all and hoped it would finally cause

his dual to end. Shot one from George Senior. Shot two from Saddam

which missed George Senior. Shot three for George Senior's SON

who Saddam would settle for in his dual. Do you think those planes

on September 11th had a plan? If you do then you have to realize

the target was actually the LAST PLANE. All the attention being

paid to the other attacks followed by the direct hit on the

White House would settle an old score. But of course I am not

(like Michael Moore says he is) privy to all knowledge. And just

like a passionate emotional creature would do Michael Moore

lets it all out of the bag: "so we'll all get to have a good hardy-

har-har while we watch the economy sink even further down the

toilet" you see a bad economy during a Republican administration

is great news to a liberal. They don't care about country. They

only care about getting it. Which is why they do not like FOX NEWS

and DO like CNN.

 

But, hey, who knows -- maybe you'll find Osama a few days before the

election! See, start thinking like THAT! Keep hope alive! Kill

Iraqis -- they got our oil!!

 

ANALYSIS: Oh man... don't you hate it when ignorance screams for

attention?... I do not doubt that any political strategist does not

dream nights away seeing Bin Laden (I prefer to use Usama as it is more

accurate) being dragged before TV cameras with every network covering

the night before the grand election. But that is what they are paid to

do. A leader is paid to do the right thing. Even in the darkness

placed on truth by stupid people.

 

Yours,

 

ANALYSIS: No thank you. I have an emotional thinking completely input

controlled, reaction creature as a good friend. Actually we have five.

We love pets when they don't act like animals. 

Michael Moore

www.michaelmoore.com

Lee Kent Hempfling

Charleston SC

www.iggit.com

www.miniclone.com

www.mediaiscorp.com

 

 21, Mar 2003 Saddam's Final Miscalculation 

No. It was not staying put in Baghdad. 

It was today's u.n. announcement from the Iraqi representative calling for censure, condemnation and hatred for the U.S. and Britain. 

Why? 

If the u.n. votes to agree with Iraq and call for the end of the liberation of Iraq

then the u.n. will seal its fate as totally useless to world security. 

The wolf is crying foul for having been caught and ordered to leave the henhouse and the farmer is expected to not only agree but condemn his chickens for daring to be something other than chicken. 

If they agree they all vote to leave the United States, change the building to office space (and hopefully a world monument to all those lost to terror) and put themselves out of business. 

Not one rationally thinking American citizen (and luckily, we make up the majority of the nation) will accept less than eviction and elimination of the u.n. should it attempt to condemn the United States for doing what the u.n. should have done years ago while acting under a their own resolution or 18. 

If the u.n. votes to turn down the draft resolution every country that votes to turn it down mends all fences with The United States. One single 'no' vote will keep them trusted and respected holders of illogical views. 

So Saddam's final miscalculation is that all of the words the Iraqi representative spoke today, total together to reach a concept intelligent people will comprehend. 

Choose to support Iraq's screaming banshee cry of pain (which is actually victim withdrawal syndrome) and end the United State's help in all affairs not directly effecting our national security or get off the hook free by turning it down.

Which will they take? 

What part of 'we mean what we say' did they not understand?


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